Season One Edit
"That's a big titan...."
"I'm Axel J Striker and I come from my house."
"I'll go Donkey Kong on you, asshole."
"I like your.... eyebrows."
"I look nothing like him! He has a horse-face!"
"All my friends are heathens, take it slow."
"Levi, let it grow or let it die?"
"You stupid cicada!"
"Well f*ck me gently sideways with a chainsaw."
"I'm really smart."
"Dead bodies give me the willies."
"OOoh! He dead."
"I jizzed in my pants on my first expedition. JK, I don't jizz. I jazz. Cue the mini saxophone playing 'Careless Whisper'."
"Can y'all shut up? Y'all can piss ya pants later, right now listen to Penguin."
"B*tch, shut the f*ck up."
"I LOVE MOTHER NATURE!"
"Weeds are the spawn of Satan. The ones you smoke are like the spawn of Mother Nature."
"I am Mother Teresa!"
"Oh sh*t, Penguin!"
"I had a dream that I bought a kazoo. It was one of my better dreams."
"Oops I did it again."
"I SPRAYED MY EYEBALLS WITH BOILING HOT WATER AND NOW I CAN BARELY SEE!"
"Levi, do you know how to get someone's fingers out of a mousetrap?"
"Go go go go run away from the sharknado!"
Season 2 Edit
"The Commander lost his arm. And someone else lost a body part too. Can you guess who?"
"Ah you got me, I wanted nothing to do with y'all."
"Hey Ymir. I just wanted to say thanks for saving my ass back at the tower."
"I've got no gas left. I can't do much."
"No-one noticed I was missing? I feel so appreciated in this community."
"Run, Reiner, run!"
"I don't wanna hurt y'all, but I'm gonna do it."