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Season One Edit

"That's a big titan...."
— Commenting on the Colossal

"Run? Where!?!"

"I'm Axel J Striker and I come from my house."
— Introducing himself

"I'll go Donkey Kong on you, asshole."

"I like your.... eyebrows."
— Trying to flirt with Annie

"I look nothing like him! He has a horse-face!"

"All my friends are heathens, take it slow."

"Watch it!"

"Levi, let it grow or let it die?"

"You stupid cicada!"

"I spy with my little eye something that begins with b." Dermot: "I don't know." Axel: "B*tch."

"Well f*ck me gently sideways with a chainsaw."

"Ick. When you kiss Levi's ass it makes me want to snap my neck."

"I'm really smart."

"I don't steal catchphrases. I borrow them."

"D'oh!"

"Dead bodies give me the willies."

"OOoh! He dead."

"I jizzed in my pants on my first expedition. JK, I don't jizz. I jazz. Cue the mini saxophone playing 'Careless Whisper'."

"Can y'all shut up? Y'all can piss ya pants later, right now listen to Penguin."

"Iridocyclitis."

"B*tch, shut the f*ck up."

"I LOVE MOTHER NATURE!"

"Weeds are the spawn of Satan. The ones you smoke are like the spawn of Mother Nature."

"I am Mother Teresa!"

"Oh sh*t, Penguin!"

"I had a dream that I bought a kazoo. It was one of my better dreams."

"Oops I did it again."

"I SPRAYED MY EYEBALLS WITH BOILING HOT WATER AND NOW I CAN BARELY SEE!"

"Levi, do you know how to get someone's fingers out of a mousetrap?"

"Go go go go run away from the sharknado!"

Season 2 Edit

"The Commander lost his arm. And someone else lost a body part too. Can you guess who?"
— To Eren

"Huh? No, I'm on your side, Eren."

"Ah you got me, I wanted nothing to do with y'all."

"Hey Ymir. I just wanted to say thanks for saving my ass back at the tower."

"I've got no gas left. I can't do much."

"No-one noticed I was missing? I feel so appreciated in this community."

"Run, Reiner, run!"

"I don't wanna hurt y'all, but I'm gonna do it."